5 photos on my phone, chosen at random
- •Bite markYeah, a real adult human bit me
- •Seductive catI think my friends cat wants to fuck me
- •NoodlesWas used in reference to someone's hair
- •Jokes on himA guy handed this to my friend while we were eating at a restaurant, she's a lesbian.
- •R.I.P.I send this one to people who text me when I'm hungover