5 photos on my phone, chosen at random

  1. Bite mark
    Yeah, a real adult human bit me
  2. Seductive cat
    I think my friends cat wants to fuck me
  3. Noodles
    Was used in reference to someone's hair
  4. Jokes on him
    A guy handed this to my friend while we were eating at a restaurant, she's a lesbian.
  5. R.I.P.
    I send this one to people who text me when I'm hungover