Reasons @tombatten Hasn't Watched Attack on Titan
I never got in to anime, but Attack on Titan is great. https://www.netflix.com/title/70299043?s=i
- •His dick is stuck in a claw machine in the last Chuck E Cheese's that didn't have his picture up at their security office.
- •His Netflix account is stuck on Spanish.
- •Constant masturbation.22 days is his personal record.
- •His eyes are still recovering from that time he tried to dye them to match his gown like Dorothy.
- •It's subtitled, and he can't watch tv without also reading a book. It's a serious condition.He's considering surgery to allow his eyes to go to different directions like a chameleon.
- •He actually chose to watch the cinematic garbage, The Mummy, instead.
- •He doesn't want his mother to see it on the Recently Watched list in Netflix bc she will probably assume it's tentacle porn.
- •He's technically Catholic; watching anime is most definitely a mortal sin.
- •He hates me and everything I like.
- •He once dated a giant woman who almost snu-snu'd him to death.
- •He has no time between traveling to exotic locations full of beautiful people to read his stories and promote The Tusk.
- •Every cartoon strikes subconscious terror in his child psyche from when his mother smashed his Castle Grayskull.