1. "They're handsome men, why do they grow beards?"
  2. "I don't like when they zoom in on beards on TV."
  3. "I change the channel."
  4. "I'm not saying all horrible men have beards."
  5. "Abraham Lincoln."
  6. "My grandson got rid of his beard, thank the lord."
  7. "I don't think your boyfriend doesn't have a beard."
    Yes, he does, grandma.
  8. "No, he doesn't."
  9. "Do they think it looks good?"