Characters From "Center Stage," Ranked by How Much They Suck

  1. Cooper
    The absolute ABSOLUTE worst in all areas
  2. Maureen's mom
    Batshit crazy
  3. Maureen
    Also batshit crazy, but because of her mom (see above)
  4. Jonathan
    Only cares about himself
  5. This guy
    I dunno, he just seems TOO perfect
  6. Jodie
    Whines a lot and is very naïve, but ultimately just working her ass off to do what she loves
  7. Eva
    "Be careful with that one; you break it, you bought it"
  8. Charlie
    Marry me
  9. "DANCE THE SHIT OUT OF IT"
    Best character in the whole movie