ME Taking a Bath

This is the list that's going to make you want to be friends with me, I'm sure of it
  1. I'M SO EXCITED I AM GOING TO TREAT MYSELF AND BE THE MOST RELAXED
  2. Turn water on
  3. Steal roommate's fancy bath powder stuff
  4. Test temperature of water
  5. Get more excited
  6. Pick the perfect playlist
  7. Light candles
  8. Pour wine
  9. Get into bathtub
  10. Shit, I can't fit -- too tall
  11. Wonder why I continue to do this to myself, even though the bathtub has not changed sizes
  12. My knees are so cold
  13. So is the top 1/3 of my body
  14. Convince myself I can get over it and close my eyes
  15. Let a couple of minutes pass by
  16. Realize I hate it and can't get over it
  17. Look at my penis floating and laugh -- not all joy was lost
  18. Drain bathtub
  19. Turn shower on
  20. Take shower
  21. ALL CLEAN
  22. List about it