1. Nobody warned me that this happens on the show "Happy Endings" (which I just discovered and literally don't know how it too me so long so DON'T ASK I'm sad about it):
  2. Dave says, "Guys, I'm changing my name to Dustin!"
  3. Y'all
  4. This is HUGE for me as a human being that is a person
  5. I NEVER get to hear my name in TV shows or movies
  6. Like, think about it
  7. What character on any show or movie is named Dustin?
  9. (But if you can think of one, let me know because I would very much like to watch that show or movie, please.)
  10. So like, I'm really happy right now
  11. "Hey, guys -- it's me; I'm ALREADY named Dustin!"
  12. ❣❣❣❣❣❣ (six hearts for six friends)
  13. #DUSTIN