Pictures on My Phone

  1. This.
    That pizza should be perfect after who put it in the oven
  2. This.
    The world was apparently ending
  3. This.
    Just one of many times I'm like "Dad, WTF"
  4. This.
  5. This.
    Just me at show choir camp in 7th grade. Not pictured: the rest of my pleated khaki shorts that go BELOW MY KNEES
  6. This.
  7. This.
    "Dad, WTF"
  8. This.
  9. This.
  10. This.
    Mean muggin'
  11. This.
    Happy T-gives!
  12. This.
    "Everyone's doing emails"
  13. This.
  14. This.
  15. This.
    I'm a child
  16. This.
    A sensible screenshot from an episode of "Breaking Amish" where this girl TAKES HER DENTURES OUT
  17. This.
    Streep No More
  18. This.
    Me af
  19. This.
    Rihanna not having it
  20. This.
    I love a good zoom-in, but the caption sells it
  21. This.
  22. This.
    Me at a church event with the scariest lion and the scariest glasses and the scariest hair and WTF is that shirt
  23. This.
    This kid dressed up like Ariel; also not having it
  24. This.
    E.T. shuffling across the floor in this get-up is so damn funny
  25. This.
  26. This.
    Like, don't even know
  27. This.
  28. This.
  29. Hope you enjoyed a trip through my phone
  30. Let's do it again sometime