I love rap music. I've been wanting to make this list for so long. I know there are a million others that just make you say "WTF." 🤔 Parental Advisory label: Explicit Content.
  1. "She got a big booty, so I call her big booty."
    2 Chainz, "Birthday Song"
  2. "Let me give you some swimming lessons on the penis; backstroke, breaststroke, stroke of a genius."
    Ludacris (feat. Pharrell), "Money Maker"
  3. "Everybody's running, but half of them ain't looking whats going on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's cooking."
    Coolio (feat. L.V.), "Gangsta's Paradise"
  4. "I'm so icy; my trunk so heavy that my neck don't like me."
    Jibbs, "Chain Hang Low"
  5. "Everybody tripping 'cause I'm limping when I'm walking, and I'm pimping when I'm talking, I don't trick on chicks that's talking."
    Hurricane Chris, "A Bay Bay"
  6. "She got her own house, drive her own whip, Range Rover all white like her toe tips."
    Webbie (feat. Lil Boosie and Lil Phat), "Independent"
  7. "I'm like bim, bam, I know you want some; she chewing on that dick like a piece of Bubble Yum."
    Yung Joc, "I Know You See It"
  8. "As soon as I came out the womb, my mama knew a star was born. Now I'm on the golf course tripping with the Osbournes."
    Shop Boyz, "Party Like a Rockstar"
  9. "Quit your lying, heifer, WATCH YOURSELF!"
    Joe (feat. Mystikal), "Stutter"
  10. "Your bitch on my dick and her lesbian boo, they kiss on the dick, I caress on the boobs."
    G-Eazy (feat. A$AP Ferg and Danny Seth), "Lotta That"
  11. "Yeah, I said it: has been, hang it up, flatscreen, plasma; hey, Nicki, hey, Nicki, ASTHMA."
    Nicki Minaj (feat. Eminem), "Roman's Revenge"
  12. "Put anthrax on the Tampax and slap you 'til you can't stand"
    Eminem, "Superman"
  13. "Now we out in Paris, yeah I'm Perrierin'. White girls politicking, that's that Sarah Palin. Getting hot, Californicating, I give her that D, 'cause that's where I was born and raised in."
    Kanye West (feat. 2 Chainz, Pusha T, and Big Sean), "Mercy"
  14. "When I was five my favorite movie was The Gremlins. Ain't got shit to do with this bit I just thought that I should mention"
    Lil Wayne "Sky's the Limit"
    Suggested by @chrisgill
  15. "Read your whore-oscope and eat your whore d'oeuvres"
    -Ludacris "Area Codes"
    Suggested by @chrisgill
  16. "Callin me Arnold but you Been-a-dick"
    -Ice Cube "No Vaseline"
    Suggested by @chrisgill
  17. "Rapping is my hobby. My house has a lobby."
    Lil' Wayne, "I'm a Beast"
    Suggested by @lizabeth
  18. "Is that your ass or your mama have reindeer?"
    Nelly feat. Diddy and Murphy Lee, "Shake Your Tailfeather." Could also be "half reindeer." Still doesn't make sense...
    Suggested by @bware427