Rap Lyrics That Are 100% Real
I love rap music. I've been wanting to make this list for so long. I know there are a million others that just make you say "WTF." 🤔 Parental Advisory label: Explicit Content.
- •"She got a big booty, so I call her big booty."2 Chainz, "Birthday Song"
- •"Let me give you some swimming lessons on the penis; backstroke, breaststroke, stroke of a genius."Ludacris (feat. Pharrell), "Money Maker"
- •"Everybody's running, but half of them ain't looking whats going on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's cooking."Coolio (feat. L.V.), "Gangsta's Paradise"
- •"I'm so icy; my trunk so heavy that my neck don't like me."Jibbs, "Chain Hang Low"
- •"Everybody tripping 'cause I'm limping when I'm walking, and I'm pimping when I'm talking, I don't trick on chicks that's talking."Hurricane Chris, "A Bay Bay"
- •"She got her own house, drive her own whip, Range Rover all white like her toe tips."Webbie (feat. Lil Boosie and Lil Phat), "Independent"
- •"I'm like bim, bam, I know you want some; she chewing on that dick like a piece of Bubble Yum."Yung Joc, "I Know You See It"
- •"As soon as I came out the womb, my mama knew a star was born. Now I'm on the golf course tripping with the Osbournes."Shop Boyz, "Party Like a Rockstar"
- •"Quit your lying, heifer, WATCH YOURSELF!"Joe (feat. Mystikal), "Stutter"
- •"Your bitch on my dick and her lesbian boo, they kiss on the dick, I caress on the boobs."G-Eazy (feat. A$AP Ferg and Danny Seth), "Lotta That"
- •"Yeah, I said it: has been, hang it up, flatscreen, plasma; hey, Nicki, hey, Nicki, ASTHMA."Nicki Minaj (feat. Eminem), "Roman's Revenge"
- •"Put anthrax on the Tampax and slap you 'til you can't stand"Eminem, "Superman"
- •"Now we out in Paris, yeah I'm Perrierin'. White girls politicking, that's that Sarah Palin. Getting hot, Californicating, I give her that D, 'cause that's where I was born and raised in."Kanye West (feat. 2 Chainz, Pusha T, and Big Sean), "Mercy"
- •"When I was five my favorite movie was The Gremlins. Ain't got shit to do with this bit I just thought that I should mention"Lil Wayne "Sky's the Limit"
- •"Read your whore-oscope and eat your whore d'oeuvres"-Ludacris "Area Codes"
- •"Callin me Arnold but you Been-a-dick"-Ice Cube "No Vaseline"
- •"Rapping is my hobby. My house has a lobby."Lil' Wayne, "I'm a Beast"Suggested by @lizabeth
- •"Is that your ass or your mama have reindeer?"Nelly feat. Diddy and Murphy Lee, "Shake Your Tailfeather." Could also be "half reindeer." Still doesn't make sense...Suggested by @bware427