Rap Lyrics That Would Be Like "WTF" if They Were Said in Real Life #NSFW

TO NAME A FEW.
  1. I came here with my dick in my hand.
    For what reason? WTF, Mystikal? (This one's for you, @HisDudeness)
  2. I'm the big booty type, I like them thick with they mind right.
    Did you just call me "thick?" WTF, Murphy Lee?
  3. I walk with a limp, 'cause my nuts heavy.
    Do you need to go to the emergency room? WTF, Juvenile?
  4. I'm trying to get that, cause you got me rock hard; oh my God, got me humpin' it, humpin' it, huh, humpin' like a dog, WOOF.
    ExCUSE ME? WTF, 504 Boyz?
  5. Put Anthrax on the Tampax and slap you til you can't stand.
    I'm terrified. WTF, Eminem?
  6. Yeah, that's me — Ching-a-ling, equipped with much ding-a-ling.
    Are you a CHILD? WTF, Chingy?
  7. I'm not a player, I just fuck a lot.
    THAT IS THE DEFINITION OF A PLAYER. WTF, Big Punisher?
  8. Let me give you some swimming lessons on the penis — backstroke breaststroke, stroke of a genius.
    I do not know what this means! WTF, Ludacris?
  9. Okay, I get it, let me think, I guess it's my turn. Maybe it's time to put this pussy on your sideburns.
    Why on my sideburns? What is this sorcery?? WTF, Nicki Minaj?
  10. Know how to mack a broad, she's on your sack and balls, you call her Jabberjaws.
    Aren't "sack" and "balls" like the same thing?? Jabberjaws?? WTF, Ludacris (again)?
  11. She call me the referee 'cause I be so official. My shirt ain't got no stripes, but I can make your pussy whistle like the Andy Griffith theme song.
    SO MANY THINGS. WTF, Drake?