Inspired by @alligeeshow and this hilarious list: A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION, AS YET UNANSWERED
  1. Tirza Payne
  2. Pronounced "teer-za"
  3. Her name was essentially "tears of pain"
  5. And much like @alligeeshow, nobody at my high school seemed to be talking about it
  6. And I would bring it up to people, and they would look at me like I was crazy, like they had no idea what I was talking about
  7. But y'all
  8. TEARS
  9. OF
  10. PAIN
  11. That's a rough one, maybe worse than any I've heard to this day — imagine having to live every day (until you can legally change your name [I'm hip to the times]) knowing your parents named you something like that
  12. What a world