The (Apparently) Seven Things Miley Cyrus Hates About You

  1. You're vain
  2. Your games
  3. You're insecure
  4. You love her
  5. You like her (someone else)
  6. You make her laugh
  7. You make her cry
  8. She doesn't know which side to buy
  9. Your friends, they're jerks
  10. And when you act like them, you know it hurts
  11. She wants to be with the one she knows
  12. You make her love you
  13. ❓❓❓❓❓
  14. Miley Cyrus can't count