Things I Can Never Understand, No Matter How Hard I Try 🤔

  1. The Stock Market
  2. Pitbull's rapping
  3. The rules of Monopoly
  4. Donnie Darko
  5. Ann Coulter
  6. Rosie O'Donnell's obsession with Koosh balls
  7. Ariana Grande's lyrics
    Like... Not their ACTUAL meaning, but like what the EFF are the words she is saying? STILL LOVE YOU THOUGH, A!!!
  8. How mirrors work
    Even after two semesters of Physics. See also: cameras.
  9. Shia LaBeouf
  10. Kombucha....still
  11. The Cloud
  12. Pangea
    See also: plate tectonics
  13. Morning wood
  14. Furbies
    Still don't understand what made these a desirable thing to have
  15. Lord of the Rings
  16. Traveling fairs/carnivals
    It's just inconceivable that all of that shit eventually gets packed up into trucks.
  17. Grey's Anatomy still being on
    Not knocking the show because I haven't really watched it, it just seems like the show has been on for minimum 15 years.
  18. Survivor still being on
    See above.
  19. Pop and truTV channels
    Love what y'all are putting out there, but what's your niche?
  20. Bitcoin
  21. How gas prices are determined
  22. How I stay so fly