1. Snakebite
    Static
    Never. I literally am always on guard, even in NYC, where there are no snakes around (except that giant one that escaped from the Bronx Zoo that one time).
  2. Cholera
    Static
    It's caused by drinking contaminated water, and I am very picky about the water I drink, not in like an "Ooohhhh, I only drink Fiji water" kind of way; I just mean I am careful.
  3. Typhoid Fever
    Static
    Kinda the same story as cholera, but when you add food to the list of sources, the likelihood increases.
  4. Dysentery
    Static
    Tbh, Typhoid Fever and dysentery have the same likelihood of affecting me, but I am way more likely to get the one that causes the worst symptoms, simply because I have horrid luck.
  5. Measles
    Static
    I mean, I've been vaccinated. But I also had chicken pox twice (well, technically it was shingles the second time, but still the same thing), so who knows what my journey has in store?
  6. Exhaustion
    Static
    I actually get audibly winded doing any form of movement with my body, so this one is of great concern. Who am I, if I can't be myself?