For good people
  1. "Son, I wanted to let you know you were adopted." My dad told me
    "Are you kidding? Really?" I said. "Yup." He responded. "They'll be here to pick you up in an hour"
  2. Food is like dark humor.
    Not everyone gets it.
  3. Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college.
    I don't think I can ever repay you.
  4. Son: "Dad, what does gay mean?"
    Dad: "happy son. It means happy." Son: "Are you gay Dad?" Dad: "No son... I have a wife."