For good people
- •"Son, I wanted to let you know you were adopted." My dad told me"Are you kidding? Really?" I said. "Yup." He responded. "They'll be here to pick you up in an hour"
- •Food is like dark humor.Not everyone gets it.
- •Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college.I don't think I can ever repay you.
- •Son: "Dad, what does gay mean?"Dad: "happy son. It means happy." Son: "Are you gay Dad?" Dad: "No son... I have a wife."