THINGS THAT MAKE ME IMPATIENT

  1. The amount of time it takes my skin to deprune post shower so I can play guitar aggressively
  2. Texts from hot girls
  3. The cooling period of fresh, hot, delicious looking food
  4. The time between sound check and show time
  5. Things I ordered online
  6. Red lights I can't turn right on when I'm going to be turning right anyway
  7. Standing in the gym aimlessly while I wait on my workout partner
  8. Pay day (duh)
  9. The new season of Silicon Valley
  10. The last few "series of unfortunate events" books (when I was 12)
  11. The time between deciding to learn a new skill and being passable at it