Things My Four Year Old Can't Do

  1. Correctly say "toenail polish"
    She always says "pole nation" and I never correct her
  2. Resist smelling your breath to detect what you were just eating
  3. Whisper a secret in your ear without getting it wet
    This is one of my favorite things in life
  4. Pass a dog or cat without petting it
  5. Cook a pretend meal that doesn't include pancakes
    Pancake salad is her specialty
  6. Put her shoes on if there are any "wrinkles" in her socks
    Of course this is more likely to be an issue when we are already running late
  7. Go to the bathroom without announcing her plans first