THINGS I WANTED TO BE WHEN I GREW UP

  1. Astronaut
  2. Archaeologist
    The Land Before Time is the greatest movie of all time.
  3. Horse
    This is true.
  4. Bubby Bwistuh
    Steelers quarterback Bubby Brister, without those bastard R's.
  5. Marine biologist
    More "professional scuba diver."