The state where fun comes to die
  1. Leave New England and most people haven't even heard of Connecticut
  2. People from CT are called "Nutmeggers"
    Are you fucking kidding me
  3. The state song is "Yankee Doodle" which just epitomizes how lame we Nutmeggers are
  4. No professional teams
    Does anyone remember the Hartford Whalers? The state died when the team left.
  5. CT is basically a giant suburb dotted with gross cities
    Also trees, so many trees.
  6. There are no In-and-Out Burger restaurants in CT
    Is there any wonder why I left?