CONVERSATIONS WITH DUOLINGO
Because what's the point of learning a language if you don't laugh about all the weird shit you have to say, write, read? 📖
- •Omg STOP. Don't talk about yourself that way! You're gorgeous and you have a pretty smile.
- •Don't we all. TGIF amiright?
- •Nice, man! You seem really stoked about that, lumberjack Frenchman.
- •Ok, how are you going to use that stick to ~motivate~ the boy? I'm concerned.
- •Ok, you guys are seriously the cutest but you may want to tone it down with the kids.
- •Ok, same comment as the overzealous gay parents. 13 cats is TOO MUCH.
- •Three words a guy never wants to hear
- •Wtf are you trying to say? I don't like your smirk, sir.
- •Ok wtf is this 😥
- •Your expressions concern me but you've piqued my interest
- •The shade of it all