FIRST GOOGLE IMAGE RESULTS RANKED: GOP SECRET SERVICE NICKNAMES EDITION
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- •Rand Paul: "Justice Never Sleeps"Because after sitting through this entire debate, I really wish I lived in Ooo
- •Jeb Bush: "EverReady"Because who knew Jeb❗️Bush was a Tech N9ne fan.
- •Mike Huckabee: "Duck Hunter"Because OMG I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS GAME YES ITS FREE ONLINE SWEET. Thanks for being a duck murderer, Huckabee. 🐥 💥🔫
- •Macro Rubio: "Gator"Because this gator is so happy to be on his way to school.
- •Carly Fiorina: "Secretariat"Because horses are dope 🐎
- •Ben Carson: "One Nation"Because "ohhhhhhh right that's why he chose such a lame hypothetical Secret Service nickname"
- •John Kasich: "Unit Two"Because cool gators don't look at explosions.
- •Ted Cruz: "Cohiba"Because cigars are gross but I really want to go to Cuba with @buddy after I graduate
- •Scott Walker: "Harley"Because meh
- •Donald Trump: "Humble"Because this quote looks like something that would be printed on a wooden decoration you would buy at Target to use as a bookend.
- •Chris Christie: "True Heart"Because oh my God, I'm so sorry, dear fellow listers, for subjecting you to this graphic image. I honestly thought a care bear would come up for this one.