FIVE PHOTOS ON MY PHONE "CHOSEN AT RANDOM"
Let's be real, no one is choosing these pictures at random. I just tell it like it is.
- •This aggressively-religious shirt seen at a Frozen Yogurt store in West Hartford, CT
- •The best birthday gift I've ever received
- •Me as a turtle
- •This adorable tiny goat that I saw at a campground in France
- •Me posing with a giant crab that I caught in Rhode Island