Let's be real, no one is choosing these pictures at random. I just tell it like it is.
  1. This aggressively-religious shirt seen at a Frozen Yogurt store in West Hartford, CT
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  2. The best birthday gift I've ever received
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  3. Me as a turtle
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  4. This adorable tiny goat that I saw at a campground in France
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  5. Me posing with a giant crab that I caught in Rhode Island
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