NAMES THAT STARBUCKS BARISTAS HAVE WRITTEN ON MY COFFEE CUP

Is hearing impairment actually a requirement to be hired at Starbucks??!!
  1. Ryan
    Beacon Hill, Boston, MA
  2. Doylin
    Hartford, CT (I'm not certain that this is a name for a human being)
  3. Davon
    Seaport District, Boston, MA (keep in mind how white I am)
  4. Brian
    Financial District, Boston, MA
  5. Cranston
    13th arrondissement, Paris, France (to be fair, it was probably the accent. But again, don't think this is a real name)
  6. Lyle
    Seaport District, Boston, MA (just got this gem this morning, it inspired this list)