1. Spilling a black and white shake from Shake Shack on your MacBook Pro
  2. Watching the tape from The Ring on your iPhone
  3. Hard boiling your iPad
  4. Stepping on your MacBook Air and then throwing it into the ocean
  5. Toasting your iPhone
  6. Bleeding on your Apple Watch
  7. Melting a candle onto your iPad
  8. Anything involving a microwave and an Apple product
  9. Literally nothing is covered by AppleCare