QUESTIONS I HAVE FOR EMOJI DEVELOPERS
Sorry if you can't see the new emojis, y'all. Get with the times.
- •🎷🐛 How did you teach this caterpillar to play the sax?
- •🐣🐥🐤🐔🐓 Does the world need 5 chicken emojis?
- •👶🏼 Why does this child have a crescent moon on his head? Is he the chosen one?
- •📓📔📒📕📗📘📙 Has anyone ever used these notebook emojis?
- •🕐🕑🕒🕓🕔🕕🕖🕗🕘🕙🕚🕛🕜🕝🕞🕟🕠🕡🕢🕣🕤🕥🕦🕧 Same question with these clocks...
- •👣🐾 Why are there bloody human and animal prints? What happened here??!!
- •🌚🌝 Do these emojis know something that I don't?
- •🎅🏿 This isn't a question, but thank you for making black Santa.
- •💉 Who pitched the bloody syringe emoji?
- •💢💠🔱🌀〽️ What are these strange runes and what is their purpose?
- •🐇 WHY THE BUNNICULA EMOJI??! He's so furry and yet he haunted my childhood dreams.
- •💾📠📻 What are these technological relics of the past doing next to actual useful emojis?
- •❓❗️ WHERE IS THE BURRITO EMOJI?