THINGS I REFUSE TO BE INTO

  1. Country music, guns, and light beer
    I feel like these three should be grouped together
  2. Cargo shorts
    I'd rather eat a lobster (I really hate lobster in case anyone was wondering)
  3. Tumblr
    Mostly because @sky wants me to.
  4. Soccer
    2 hour game that ends in a tie? No thanks.
  5. Cats
    I honestly just don't get the appeal. If I want an animal that sleeps 20 hours a day and is cute, photogenic, and fluffy... I'll get a koala 🐨
  6. "Molly"
    By which I mean baking soda and meth tablets
  7. Pinterest
    I know it's useful for stuff like recipes and planning weddings... I'm just lazy and I'm already on too many social media platforms already
  8. Quinoa
    #teamcouscous
  9. Biking to work
    I sweat enough just walking to the train...
  10. Succulents
    Seriously, why are so many people suddenly buying these??