THINGS THAT ARE BETTER THAN COMMUTING ON THE MBTA

Written as I walk over a mile to my apartment after an Orange line train decided to go express and pass my stop. This list is literally the definition of #firstworldproblems.
  1. Concert snapchats
  2. Stepping on a Lego barefoot
  3. Being aware of your breathing pattern or tongue
    Sorry
  4. Having a runny nose for 3 days
  5. Having a hangnail for a week
  6. Razor burn
  7. Stepping on your own shoelace
  8. Forgetting your headphones to the gym
  9. Going to the gym
  10. Nickleback
    Yah, I said it.