WHAT IT'S LIKE TO SHAVE AFTER A YEAR

What a good use for all the selfies I took this past year!! ✨
  1. I sort of used to have a beard
  2. I'm not a hairy guy so this is the best I could do in a year
    Pictured: my deceased beard and boyfriend @buddy
  3. But I want to be this for Halloween
    @sky is gonna be my makeup artist! Stay tuned for pix 💫
  4. So I had to shave it all of
    Or, as my dad said, "neuter myself"
  5. Some thoughts I've had post shave:
  6. MY FACE IS SO SMOOTH
    This lasted exactly 12 hours. I'm now at full hedgehog status.
  7. WHY AM I SO FEMININE LOOKING
    So I'm the first to say fuck gender stereotypes and embrace the androgyny but I actually forgot how feminine my face looks sans beard
  8. I LOOK APPROXIMATELY 13 YEARS OLD
    For comparison, here's a picture of me at 13 apparently trying to make out with the camera
  9. THAT BALD PATCH UNDER MY CHIN ISN'T GONE
    People say that you have to grow out your beard then shave and the patches full in. People lie.
  10. PHANTOM BEARD IS REAL
    I keep going to stroke my face and end up stabbing my hand with little tiny stubby hairs. I miss the scruff already. 😢
  11. MY FACE IS COLD
    I didn't realize how much my beard actually kept me warm. I feel like I need to wrap my scarf around my face now and I'm not about it.
  12. RIP BEARDED ME, RIP