What a good use for all the selfies I took this past year!! ✨
  1. I sort of used to have a beard
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  2. I'm not a hairy guy so this is the best I could do in a year
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    Pictured: my deceased beard and boyfriend @buddy
  3. But I want to be this for Halloween
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    @sky is gonna be my makeup artist! Stay tuned for pix 💫
  4. So I had to shave it all of
    Or, as my dad said, "neuter myself"
  5. Some thoughts I've had post shave:
  6. MY FACE IS SO SMOOTH
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    This lasted exactly 12 hours. I'm now at full hedgehog status.
  7. WHY AM I SO FEMININE LOOKING
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    So I'm the first to say fuck gender stereotypes and embrace the androgyny but I actually forgot how feminine my face looks sans beard
  8. I LOOK APPROXIMATELY 13 YEARS OLD
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    For comparison, here's a picture of me at 13 apparently trying to make out with the camera
  9. THAT BALD PATCH UNDER MY CHIN ISN'T GONE
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    People say that you have to grow out your beard then shave and the patches full in. People lie.
  10. PHANTOM BEARD IS REAL
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    I keep going to stroke my face and end up stabbing my hand with little tiny stubby hairs. I miss the scruff already. 😢
  11. MY FACE IS COLD
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    I didn't realize how much my beard actually kept me warm. I feel like I need to wrap my scarf around my face now and I'm not about it.
  12. RIP BEARDED ME, RIP