Ah the listroduction...

  1. My name is Dylan.
    After Bob Dylan, Dylan Thomas... FROM ATLANTA 🍑
  2. I'm a left handed Aquarius
    AKA taught to carry the water with the right hand, reinventing ways to fix the thirst
  3. I live in Greenpoint Brooklyn
  4. I'm an actor (AEA, SAG-AFTRA) and a writer and a producer of film and theater.
  5. I am engaged to my best friend.
    AKA I'm a lucky son-of-a-gun.
  6. I enjoy tacos, puppies, and the sound of seagulls.
  7. I fall asleep to the hum of appliances.
    Fans, washing machines, dishwashers...
  8. This.