Classes they don't offer in Art School

A BFA in Drama should include the following:
  1. How To Buy Your Career
  2. It's Not Who You Know, It's Who You Blow
  3. Brutally Honest Hour: Playing Your Type
  4. Weight Loss And Beauty Care
  5. How To Appear More Symmetrical
  6. How To Simply Appear As A Pair Of Breasts
  7. How To Be An Extra And Call No Attention To Yourself
  8. Building A Wardrobe of Jewel Tone Blouses 101