Unflattering photos of my face

Only what currently exists on my iPhone.
  1. An eager river road with a runny nose
  2. Right before lasik with dilated eyes. My nose looks like playdoh
  3. Post lasik.
    Ok this one is actually pretty cool. Look at that badass bloody eyeball.
  4. A cartoon phantom.
  5. My dramatic headshot
  6. My comedic headshot
  7. This is not of my face, but equally unflattering.