Only what currently exists on my iPhone.
  1. An eager river road with a runny nose
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  2. Right before lasik with dilated eyes. My nose looks like playdoh
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  3. Post lasik.
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    Ok this one is actually pretty cool. Look at that badass bloody eyeball.
  4. A cartoon phantom.
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  5. My dramatic headshot
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  6. My comedic headshot
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  7. This is not of my face, but equally unflattering.
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