WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

  1. President of the United States
    Preschool - 1st Grade
  2. CEO of a non-profit organization
    It was going to be called Homefull and it was going to help homeless people. Elementary school.
  3. Astronaut
    Middle school. Fuck yeah, space.
  4. President of the United States
    Now. Look for me on ya ballots come 2024!