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THINGS MY DOG DOES THAT FRUSTRATE ME πŸΆπŸ’š

Clark is my favorite in the world.
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    When my dog barks at my throws in fetch because they are not perfect.
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    When he pees without lifting his leg.
    Be a man, Clark!
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    When I empty the dishwasher and he forces me to play fetch with him.
    "If I drop this stuffed frog onto the clean plates you HAVE to throw it." ~Clark thoughts
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    When he gets super obsessed with playing fetch and brings every toy in the house to me in hopes that I'll throw it and I end up with a pile of toys.
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    When he doesn't understand chase (which our other dog loves) so he stops and blocks your way.
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    Refusing to walk in wet grass.
    Here he is, standing in the rain. Ignoring me standing in the grass. Refusing to pee.
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    When he refuses to come inside.
    No.
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    When I'm sitting out in the sun reading or doing yard work and he lays right next to me (or under my legs) instead of chilling in the shade.
    I don't want him to get heatstroke!