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WHY I DIDN'T KISS YOU

  1. "Party in the USA" was playing
    Also we clonked noses.
  2. You told me I was the only one in our friend group you didn't hook up with yet
  3. You had just dipped me and were pulling me up too quickly, my worst case scenario driven mind immediately told me to avoid collision
  4. The whole night was going so well I was convinced it wasn't real.
  5. You answered every question in our conversation with "Really? Me too."
  6. You understood everything I said all night in both Spanish or English except for "No." Which is the same in both languages.
  7. I had just thrown up.
  8. I didn't want to stop dancing