WHY I DIDN'T KISS YOU
- •"Party in the USA" was playingAlso we clonked noses.
- •You told me I was the only one in our friend group you didn't hook up with yet
- •You had just dipped me and were pulling me up too quickly, my worst case scenario driven mind immediately told me to avoid collision
- •The whole night was going so well I was convinced it wasn't real.
- •You answered every question in our conversation with "Really? Me too."
- •You understood everything I said all night in both Spanish or English except for "No." Which is the same in both languages.
- •I had just thrown up.
- •I didn't want to stop dancing