THINGS I'VE SEEN AT DISNEY WORLD AFTER ABOUT A WEEK

  1. Approximately 11 kids on leashes
  2. Too many motorized wheelchairs carrying fat people
  3. 1.614 million Star Wars costumes
  4. 27ish 14-year-olds wearing Jack Skellington apparel under the impression that it's "edgy"
  5. All the underpaid cast members
  6. 15 family breakdowns / children crying
  7. "Let it Go" about 2 billion times
  8. Sexy Darth Vader, for some reason
  9. And one big-ass mouse