THOUGHTS WHILE IN THE SHOWER

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  1. Before I step in: do I have to pee? Do I think it's gross to pee in the shower? Yeah I definitely do
  2. Wow I am pale as hell
  3. WHOA ARMPIT HAIR GAME STRONG
  4. You know I look pretty thin when I sand half-in the mirror and half-out
  5. I would totally volunteer to do a nude photo shoot
  6. I miss my mermaid hair
  7. After I step in: AHHHHH HOT
  8. AHHHHH COLD
  9. I've never known how to work showers
  10. Okay this is nice. Very refreshing actually, I should shower more often
  11. I'm in love with my boobs
  12. Why is all of my hair falling out I haven't been on acutane in months and I've only dyed my hair six times this semester
  13. My mom: ERIN YOU'RE TAKING FOREVER
  14. Me: JUST START PARENTHOOD WITHOUT ME
  15. Yikes I should clean up my bikini line a little
  16. *shaves entire area*
  17. Okay this was refreshing but now I feel like I'm suffocating
  18. Steps out: changed my mind about the nude photo shoot thing