Reasons I told Evie no today

my daughter is almost 15 months old and full of energy, snot, and an ever expanding vocabulary
  1. 1.
    Evie nooo you can't go behind the couch
  2. 2.
    No no no Don't eat the wire!
    My mother is constantly leaving her laptop and or phone charger out and my daughter loves to put metal in her mouth as I did as a child
  3. 3.
    Evie come out from behind the couch, noo come out please
  4. 4.
    You can't eat the candle babe
    Unlit, and on the side table trying to spoon it out like ice cream
  5. 5.
    Don't eat the baby wipes please
    Trying to change her diaper a constant challenge now she can move
  6. 6.
    Please don't pull the trash out of the garbage
  7. 7.
    Don't take the remote please
    Proceeds to some how put on "house"
  8. 8.
    Don't lick the couch please.
  9. 9.
    No your hand doesn't go in the cup
  10. 10.
    No you can't eat that ice you'll choke..ok the crushed ice is fine
  11. 11.
    No ma'am please don't take all the boogie wipes out
    She replies "No!" Proceeds to run away
  12. 12.
    No don't put the pizza on the floor