This may take a while...
  1. Life
  2. Work
    Cause who cares, amiright?
  3. My dog
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    Uses his front legs in a way that qualifies as arms and has teeth like razors.
  4. Emails from my boss
  5. Baseball playoffs (wasn't that interested anyway...)
  6. Coworkers
    Especially the middle aged woman banging her keyboard up and down like Bam Bam.
  7. Every other app*
    *Except Instagram.