WHY I WILL BE DRINKING EARLY TONIGHT

  1. Because some women are straight up crazy and somehow they wind up my friend (thanks for the therapy @thebestSR 😘)
  2. Because I need to have a sit down life discussion with my 20 year old son.
  3. Because its chanukah and they are going to expect me to be in a good mood
  4. Because at my age I should be able to do whatever I want without explanation (of course here I am on List App explaining)