MOST LIKELY TO NOT MAKE IT TO CLASS TOMORROW MORNING

We all agreed to the blackout pack after accounting. Who will be too hungover to go to class tomorrow?
  1. Mitchell
    Will be unresponsive by midnight
  2. Fink
    Already looking pretty drunk
  3. Lutz(me)
    Will honesty fuck a 3 tonight just to get the memory of this test out of my mind
  4. Glassman
    Seems the most functional but don't count him out yet