Questions I Ask Myself Every Day
- •Who keeps putting crumbs in my keyboard?
- •Can't we all just get along?
- •Should I shave off the beard?
- •What should I invent?
- •When did people start using "literally" when they mean "figuratively"?And why can't I just accept that?
- •What is wrong with this country?I mean, seriously.
- •Stout or IPA?
- •Did I do all right today?