Questions I Ask Myself Every Day

  1. Who keeps putting crumbs in my keyboard?
  2. Can't we all just get along?
  3. Should I shave off the beard?
  4. What should I invent?
  5. When did people start using "literally" when they mean "figuratively"?
    And why can't I just accept that?
  6. What is wrong with this country?
    I mean, seriously.
  7. Stout or IPA?
  8. Did I do all right today?