REASONS WHY I CAN'T MAKE ANOTHER LIST

  1. I'm afraid mindy's going to see it and think I'm not funny
    Biggest fear: mindy kaling not wanting to be my best friend
  2. I just told my mom about this app
  3. I have a reputation of being incredibly humorous, I feel pressure to maintain it
  4. I'm not imaginative with cute little titles
  5. It's hard to balance being funny, sexy, and intelligent through lists like this
    This one's in case John Mayer stumbles upon me
  6. My drafts are eternal
    Just indecisive I guess. Yes and no, ya know?