REASONS WHY I CAN'T MAKE ANOTHER LIST
- •I'm afraid mindy's going to see it and think I'm not funnyBiggest fear: mindy kaling not wanting to be my best friend
- •I just told my mom about this app
- •I have a reputation of being incredibly humorous, I feel pressure to maintain it
- •I'm not imaginative with cute little titles
- •It's hard to balance being funny, sexy, and intelligent through lists like thisThis one's in case John Mayer stumbles upon me
- •My drafts are eternalJust indecisive I guess. Yes and no, ya know?