WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE TRUMP - ELECTION 2016

  1. 1.
    He will build a super wall for the next Toughmudder challenge.
  2. 2.
    Powerful hair, powerful guy.
  3. 3.
    Every religious establishment becomes a Trump hotel and casino.
  4. 4.
    Climate change isn't real, but if it is, the wall will have been halfway done--just connect the northern and southern borders and you got the Great Wall of Jericho. #beltwayrepublicansrejoice
  5. 5.
    USA becomes a giant monopoly board. Every time you land on Trump, you're fired.
  6. 6.
    He will bring David Letterman out of retirement to do a weekly top ten.
  7. 7.
    Next oil spill calls on the president's hair to sop things up. 🎼 "Jesus is a biscuit, let him sop you up" 🎶
  8. 8.
    Those Nixon masks are so last week.
  9. 9.
    Lip readers, enjoy.
  10. 10.
    The Apprentice -- Decision 2024 edition.