1. Picture of you and a dog
  2. Picture of you and a cat
  3. Mom/Grandma in your pictures
  4. Pictures of you reading
  5. A picture of you with a kid that is VERY CLEARLY NOT YOURS
  6. You mention the Oxford Comma
  7. Cute glasses
  8. Beard
  9. Subtle Harry Potter reference in your bio and/or pics
  10. Helps to be hot