CHAPTER TITLES FOR MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY

You were dying to know, right?
  1. In the beginning, there was hair
  2. An eight year old Russian
  3. ...or so she thought
  4. A wild ride
  5. I should be dead
  6. I'm not dead so let's get it on!
  7. The man that spoiled me for the world
  8. Hotdogs
  9. Cake
  10. Diving in head first. Naked. And terrified.