Best Excuses I've Been Told by Folks to Get Out of an Invitation 📁
Draft Week (thanks @john!) #2! The reason I never published this is because I KNOW that there are some awesome excuses I've heard that didn't make it onto this list. But I can't remember them so this what I have so far...
- •"I would love to join but my DVR is getting full and it's stressing me out."I feel you.
- •"My Wicca group meets then and I'm going to be up at Witch Mountain..."Didn't they try to ESCAPE from Witch Mountain in that Disney movie?
- •"I'll be canning a 120 pounds of heirloom tomatoes that weekend."Yes this person is on ListApp.
- •"I ate too much ice cream today and I think it's best I stay home."As someone who is lactose intolerant myself, she probably is doing everyone a favor by sequestering herself...
- •"I can't. I already have plans to go to Fist Fest."I want to see THAT evite. Actually, no I don't. (PSA: do not Google "Fist Fest") 👊🎉