Childhood Comebacks That I Wish I Could Still Use 📁

Day 3 of @john's proclaimed Draft Week! This list is incomplete which is why it languished in my drafts. Help me out folks!
  1. I know you are but what am I?!?
  2. I'm rubber and your glue, what you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!
  3. Nuh-uh! You are!
  4. You're a poopyhead!
  5. I hate you!
  6. You're stupid!
  7. Liar liar, pants on fire!
  8. I hate your GUTS
    Suggested by   @sally
  9. You're not invited to my birthday party!
    Suggested by   @klrosenb
  10. You're an abortion that lived!
    Said this to school bully in 1986 (age 6) after he pantsed my brother on the playground and told me I was a nerd
    Suggested by   @dave
  11. So why don't you marry it!!
    Suggested by   @jsyrkinn
  12. you're not the boss of me!
    Suggested by   @boygirlparty
  13. silly goose!!
    Suggested by   @boygirlparty
  14. SIKE!
    Suggested by   @jayniemc
  15. "Talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening!"
    Suggested by   @andlamb
  16. "This is an A and B conversation so C your way out."
    Suggested by   @andlamb
  17. I'm telliinnnggggg…
    Suggested by   @rulesofjinx