Childhood Comebacks That I Wish I Could Still Use 📁
Day 3 of @john's proclaimed Draft Week! This list is incomplete which is why it languished in my drafts. Help me out folks!
- •I know you are but what am I?!?
- •I'm rubber and your glue, what you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!
- •Nuh-uh! You are!
- •You're a poopyhead!
- •I hate you!
- •You're stupid!
- •Liar liar, pants on fire!
- •I hate your GUTSSuggested by @sally
- •You're not invited to my birthday party!Suggested by @klrosenb
- •You're an abortion that lived!Said this to school bully in 1986 (age 6) after he pantsed my brother on the playground and told me I was a nerdSuggested by @dave
- •So why don't you marry it!!Suggested by @jsyrkinn
- •you're not the boss of me!Suggested by @boygirlparty
- •silly goose!!Suggested by @boygirlparty
- •SIKE!Suggested by @jayniemc
- •"Talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening!"Suggested by @andlamb
- •"This is an A and B conversation so C your way out."Suggested by @andlamb
- •I'm telliinnnggggg…Suggested by @rulesofjinx