If Wes Craven Was the Same Person as Wes Anderson:

Inspired by an Oscar party I attended where my friend asked if The Grand Budapest Hotel was directed by Wes Craven.
  1. Freddie Kreuger would wear a fez and have a moustache.
    Note the British spelling of moustache. Very important.
  2. The Fantastic Mr. Fox and his family would all have rabies and attack the farmers.
    In stop motion action!
  3. The brilliant and doubly creepy soundtrack potential for those death scenes!
    The Who, The Kinks, David Bowie...all playing while someone dies a violent death. Why hasn't that been done before?
  4. Bill Murray as Ghost Face.
    It could work.
  5. Still cast Tilda Swinton though. No questions.
    Just don't use any makeup on her at all. She's unsettlingly pale as is. Also she could kill with her cheekbones alone.