Items I Buy at Costco for Work but Would Be Alarmed if a Non Food/regular Civilian Purchased It

  1. 5 dozen large eggs
  2. Half gallon of heavy whipping cream
  3. 20lbs bag of sugar
    Or, as I like to call it, the bag of diabetes.
  4. 25lbs bag of flour
    This looks alarmingly like a bag of cement.
  5. 16 lbs of unsalted butter.
  6. Pint of vanilla extract
    Actually I take it back. This one is awesome. Everyone should buy it.