Select Quotes From the Table Next to ME (W/commentary)

I don't normally eavesdrop but with these two queens sitting next to me at lunch, it's impossible to not hear them.
  1. I hooked up with these two roommates but then it got messy...
    The story wasn't as interesting as the promise of the lead.
  2. You know so many drag queens!
    Why did his companion sound so surprised?
  3. Did you see the toddler that tried to Grindr me last night? His profile said 29 but I was all like "No! You're like, just 9."
    When did Grindr become a verb?
  4. No. I actually don't really. Talk. To people. At all.
    I don't believe this. The man talks nonstop.