Accomplishments and their related downfalls in September

The subtext makes this sound kind of whiny but I don't really care too much about these downfalls - just tryna KIR.
  1. Finished Research Fellowship
    Realized on my last day that the data were telling a different story than I thought.
  2. Successful symposium presentation
    My stalker showed up
  3. Got a badass new job
    It's in Novato
  4. Fucked my holy grail for the first time in 9 years
    He's engaged
  5. Made a legitimate friend
    He left town
  6. Got my asshole waxed
    Got my asshole waxed